"Yeah, well, Canadian kids aren't average," Sparkle bragged, smirking. "You put the magic hat on the mannequin's head and say the magic words, and he comes to life at night again anyhow. Everyone knows that."
You know, if they grew up on a diet of terrifying live-action 1980s Canadian kids show reruns.
"There's some stuff about singing mice in there, too, but, you know... That's the important part."
Kinda?
"You sure you don't want to see a strip-search in action? I can go hang around the cheap plastic jewelry or something, really get them wondering."
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You know, if they grew up on a diet of terrifying live-action 1980s Canadian kids show reruns.
"There's some stuff about singing mice in there, too, but, you know... That's the important part."
Kinda?
"You sure you don't want to see a strip-search in action? I can go hang around the cheap plastic jewelry or something, really get them wondering."