"Oh space," Atton said, pulling a face. "I've seen you with facial hair, and you can't pull it off. I'll shave it off in the middle of the night for everyone's sake, don't think that I won't!"

If you grew it, you had to respect it, Sparkle! ... Like Atton, who put a dumb amount of work he would never admit to anyone to maintaining just right amount of scruff.