Just be thankful that Sparkle wasn't making high-pitched squealing sounds, Alec. Because his boyfriend turning into a tiny big kitty was kind of the highlight of his weekend, now.

"Hey, it's fine," he mumbled, giving Alec a scratch behind the ear. It worked to calm Velcro down, so why not give it a shot, right? "But I'm gonna have to stash you somewhere if we're gonna get you out of here. How do you feel about riding in my backpack?"

With his stolen half-burned candles and sauce-stained tupperware! It was a great haul, you shut your face.