"Yeah, because any part of me having anything to do with any part of him probably would be a sign of the end-times," Sparkle snarked. And then, with a sigh, he stubbed out the rest of his cigarette on the side of the speeder and wrinkled his nose. "Portal's gonna be here like any minute. I wonder what other stupid shit I can get up to this week."

He was pretty sure none of it was going to top this.