"You haven't showered," she said, "you look like shit, you smell, and you've got bags under your eyes. You're also wearing no make up, dirty clothes, and I seriously, seriously don't believe you slept."

Karina glowered at him, at the kibble-covered floor, at Velcro and then heaved a sigh. "You're going for a shower now," she decided. "Even if I have to drag you into the shower myself."

Don't try her, Sparkle. She would. And she would never, ever let you live it down.

Ugh. The things she did for her friends. This was the worst.