Baltimore, Rawlings Conservatory, Saturday Afternoon
Oh, Sparkle was in a good mood. He'd had a place in mind in case of one of Leto's surprise visits for a while now, and it just so happened that said visit was going to coincide with his return from the ski trip (and surprise Christmas, damn him!) that he'd gone on with Atton. So Sparkle had called ahead to make certain they were even open to the public, and then had specifically asked about which areas of the conservatory had the most moisture in them, "because we've got someone here with respiratory issues."
Hey, a little white lie for the sake of Leto's comfort never hurt anyone, did it?
"Okay, so," he said, grinning as he practically skipped through the portal, "we want to avoid the Mediterranean house this time of year. They keep it wet and foggy for the benefit of the plants inside. And the tropical house is humid to the point of being misty in there. But there's a desert house which might have some plants you haven't seen, if you like, or an orchid room, which is, like, super colourful, and they make sure that everything that's on display is in bloom, or else they'll swap it out for another one. The palm house should be pretty okay, too, with big tall trees and flowers and things, but if you're not sure about it, we can skip that one."
And the outdoor public gardens, eh. They had trees in 'em, but they probably weren't quite the sight to behold in late December as they were in, like, mid-July.
[OOC: For that guy! NFB for off-islandness!]
Hey, a little white lie for the sake of Leto's comfort never hurt anyone, did it?
"Okay, so," he said, grinning as he practically skipped through the portal, "we want to avoid the Mediterranean house this time of year. They keep it wet and foggy for the benefit of the plants inside. And the tropical house is humid to the point of being misty in there. But there's a desert house which might have some plants you haven't seen, if you like, or an orchid room, which is, like, super colourful, and they make sure that everything that's on display is in bloom, or else they'll swap it out for another one. The palm house should be pretty okay, too, with big tall trees and flowers and things, but if you're not sure about it, we can skip that one."
And the outdoor public gardens, eh. They had trees in 'em, but they probably weren't quite the sight to behold in late December as they were in, like, mid-July.
[OOC: For that guy! NFB for off-islandness!]

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Sparkle reached back to his bag and gave the little toy a pat on the head.
"Velcro rode around like this all the time, so sticking this guy here like this just kind of seemed fitting. And it's a step up from playing dress-up with the houseplants."
Which he was still going to do anyway.
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"Well, perhaps the houseplants would have appreciated this trip more," he commented with a laugh.
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Sparkle had never taken Pauline the houseplant out of the apartment since Atton had brought her home. Even Sparkle had his limits. Sort of.
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"Maybe when the weather on the island is a little less wintry, I'll start taking her for walks. I bet she'd love the park, just so long as the flamingos don't get any ideas."
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It had taken some effort to get flamingos delivered, after all.
"Unless these ones are another flock," he added, after a moment's thought.
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"The man who started it all, huh? This is probably the same flock. Maybe it's gotten bigger or something, who knows? But I'd be surprised if more found their way to the island without somebody helping them out."
There was a pause, and then he added, thoughtfully, "I guess it is Fandom, though."
For all he'd known, they were just another random invasion that never quite went away, or something.
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"I'm guessing the flamingos weren't as interested in playing croquet as you two were, huh?"
He'd met those birds. The ones at the park and the ones who had taken up residence on Hannibal's lawn. None of them really seemed like game birds, in that particular sense.
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The dry air of the desert room felt familiar, although compared to most places in Arrakis there was more moisture in here. The plants adapted to this climate offered a harsher kind of beauty that felt more like home.
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"And did that attempt go any more smoothly?"
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He was still smirking as he looked around.
"So, what do you think?"
About the desert plants. Not necessarily about flamingos.
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You know, unlike the weak, fragile house-plants.
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"So really, what Pauline really needs is for us to stop watering her, and to make sure she gets more harsh life lessons? Maybe I'll introduce her to a nice cactus or something..."
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"It might take a few generations," Leto admitted. "The cactus could be intimidating."
He reached out and pressed a fingertip against the spines of the nearest cactus.
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Sparkle had never been chased around by a cactus, was what he was saying. And if there was, like, some kind of metaphor in there or something, he wasn't going to start digging too deeply just yet.
"Roses have thorns too. Most people aren't intimidated by them."
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Leto pulled away his finger, where the spine had hardly left a red mark. He glanced at Sparkle, smiling. "Roses hide their thorns behind pretty flowers. A bit deceptive, don't you think?"
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Only really, really stupid people manhanled a cactus on purpose, even just once.
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"Nah, there's more to living than staying safe," he decided. "Just plain safe isn't any fun, anyway. Better to be smart about things, and not afraid to just go for it because of that."
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"Most of the desert on Arrakis is too dry even for plants like these, but we are terraforming and that is slowly changing."
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He ran the palm of his hand against a thick succulent leaf as they passed it.
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Not a pleasant train of thought, really, so he shook it off and leaned forward to get a better look at another cactus.
"So... what's the cost, on Arrakis?"
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