myownface: (Mmmhmm.)
Sparkle ([personal profile] myownface) wrote2012-05-06 02:13 pm

Egyptian Pizza Cafe, Baltimore, Sunday Afternoon

Look, Tony had said he wanted shawarma, and he'd also said that he was going to talk to Sparkle about the other weird things that happened on the island after the radio broadcast, and Sparkle was not about to let either of those things go. For one? Free food. And for another? He kind of wanted to know what the hell he'd gotten himself into back on that weird island, considering he'd just been sitting in a radio station with two huge men, one blue and the other wearing red footie pyjamas, and a bunch of drunk squirrels. Drunk, voyeuristic squirrels.

So they'd found this little place that had shawarma on the menu along with all the other stuff that these little cafe type places usually carried, found themselves a place to sit, and poked at their respective menus.

"So. What the hell was that back there?"

Neither of those men had been the tooth fairy.

[For one, and NFB for off-island-ness!]

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"That... would be the Vice Principal and his friend," Tony replied with a sigh. "I told you there was some other version of me on the island before. Well, there is another version where they're all from. And he's a dick."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony sighed again, looking out the window instead of at Sparkle. "Got his friends killed in trying to police them all. It's... complicated."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right," Tony said with a firm nod. "Breathe. It's a very weird---thing. But that kind of thing probably won't happen to you. You'll just turn into a girl at some point."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"It only lasted a weekend?"

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"You might want to get a sports bra just in case," Tony said seriously. "I had to borrow one from my girlfriend and... yeah. She's got more--" He gestured at his chest. "--than me, so..."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"...and painful." Oh god, painful with all the metal in his chest. "Sports bra. Just... maybe a couple sizes to be sure?"

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aren't bras?" Tony, stop being a billionaire.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know, how many?" STEPPED INTO THAT, SPARKLE.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
TONY WAS CONFUSED. AND RICH. RICHLY CONFUSED.

"I'll... keep an extra just in case." Because his lab now had a set of clothing that fit his scrawny ass female frame.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony stared for a moment. "Wow, that will never leave my mind. This genius thing is a curse once again."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh, we turned into ponies once." OR MANY TIMES. TONY PONY.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-05-06 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pretty much. I was yellow and red."