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Egyptian Pizza Cafe, Baltimore, Sunday Afternoon
Look, Tony had said he wanted shawarma, and he'd also said that he was going to talk to Sparkle about the other weird things that happened on the island after the radio broadcast, and Sparkle was not about to let either of those things go. For one? Free food. And for another? He kind of wanted to know what the hell he'd gotten himself into back on that weird island, considering he'd just been sitting in a radio station with two huge men, one blue and the other wearing red footie pyjamas, and a bunch of drunk squirrels. Drunk, voyeuristic squirrels.
So they'd found this little place that had shawarma on the menu along with all the other stuff that these little cafe type places usually carried, found themselves a place to sit, and poked at their respective menus.
"So. What the hell was that back there?"
Neither of those men had been the tooth fairy.
[For one, and NFB for off-island-ness!]
So they'd found this little place that had shawarma on the menu along with all the other stuff that these little cafe type places usually carried, found themselves a place to sit, and poked at their respective menus.
"So. What the hell was that back there?"
Neither of those men had been the tooth fairy.
[For one, and NFB for off-island-ness!]
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"Like, how big of a dick are we talking about, here? Because they were calling you like a cop and shit, man."
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Take a breath, Sparks.
"Right?"
Because if you were going to haul Sparkle off to jail, Tony, he was so going to punch you in the eye.
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You were going to be asked this question often, Tony.
So, so often.
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Also, he didn't want to be a girl!
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Sparkle had no idea. Sparkle had never been bra shopping in the first place.
"Maybe I'll just get some tape or something. Tape can be versatile."
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He could afford a roll of tape to use over an old t-shirt. But bras were expensive when you were just going guesswork at them and didn't even know what size you'd need. Or even if you'd need one.
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He was gay, not transgendered, Tony.
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"... None. I have bought exactly no bras over the years, like none at all, and that's going to stay that way until I actually need some, because they're probably like thirty bucks each or something and why should I?"
Thirty bucks! You could feed yourself for like a week on that if all you ate was oatmeal or noodles or something!
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"I'll... keep an extra just in case." Because his lab now had a set of clothing that fit his scrawny ass female frame.
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All totally legitimate concerns, thank you.
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Give him a try, Tony! Sparkle would do his best to not disappoint!
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OH, BRONY STARK.
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Yes. Yes, he was asking for pony pictures but hadn't been interested at looking at Tony's tits. SO SUE HIM.
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