MCA #4, Sunday Afternoon
You know, Sparkle was impulsive, but he was not that special sort of impulsive that would have involved him going outside today. Much as he loved his job. Much as he worried about his business. Even Sparkle sometimes had the good sense to listen to the radio and hear about people being kidnapped by goblins, and then look out the window to see the sprawling maze that had sprouted up outside, and then shake his head and go, "Nope. Not today, Fandom."
And so he was in the apartment, laying on his back on the living room floor, staring up at the ceiling and singing 'Baby Shark' to himself in a fit of boredom.
Loudly.
Give him ten minutes and he'd go find his tin whistle and try to figure out how to play it on that, next.
[OOC: Open for texts, phone calls, other people in the building who just want to stop hearing 'doo doo doo doo' through the walls, whatever!]
And so he was in the apartment, laying on his back on the living room floor, staring up at the ceiling and singing 'Baby Shark' to himself in a fit of boredom.
Loudly.
Give him ten minutes and he'd go find his tin whistle and try to figure out how to play it on that, next.
[OOC: Open for texts, phone calls, other people in the building who just want to stop hearing 'doo doo doo doo' through the walls, whatever!]

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Yes.
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You betcha.
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Sparkle had no interest in being kidnapped by a muppet.
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Which he was entirely too proud about.
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I thought they learned their lesson about giving away fish as prizes!
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Fjord didn't have it anymore. That was probably also for the best. Maybe.
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Oh no. Poor Fjord. He is such a nice man, what a terrible thing to happen. Maybe they will have learned their lesson after last year?
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Fingers crossed, anyway. Nobody wanted a repeat of the giant ragefish.
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I am trying very hard not to make a comment about the man's hair care and closets, Sparkle, and you are making it difficult on purpose, your boyfriend accused.
Because he had, in fact, met you.
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Not that he understood for the life of him why Atton had gotten so chummy with him, but okay.
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And I thought I was bad. Not that he had hair product, just.. general.. bath products.
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Atton was now returning to the apartment with a scuffed jacket and a scowl on his face.
"I hate," he announced as he shut the door behind him. Let it slam behind him with a dramatic thud, and-- "This island."
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He was reasonably certain it was trying to kill them. Or testing them for something. Separating the strong from the... sane, maybe.
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The italics were necessary.
As was the bag of Mooby's he tossed onto Sparkle's chest.
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Given the maze outside, that was an awesome accomplishment.
"Monday's been the trend anyway," he added. "Tomorrow it'll probably be, like, giant amoeba trying to eat us or whatever."
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He was not even attempting outside now. He might've been just camped out in the living room since the Wednesday thing.
"If it tries to eat me again on Monday I swear to god I'm building a pillow fort and not coming out until it actually manages it."
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Or mazes.
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"Only if they didn't forget the cheese," he declared. "Then all bets are off."
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