"Sweet!" Sparkle was grinning a broad grin as he lined up that toaster, waiting for the little thingy to show enough of itself for him to get a good throw in. A head popped out from behind the hedgerow and with a whoop, Sparkle heaved the toaster at it enthusiastically. "He shoots!"

There was an almost comical clang sound that could be heard all the way up to the balcony, and the goblin did a dazed wobble in place for a moment before he toppled backwards.

"HE SCORES! And the crowd goes wild! Aaah! Aaaah!"